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kiranerys:

timekiller-s:

temorituri:

This cutie’s name is Protein! She’s 3 years old, has all of her shots, has been spayed, but her time is running out. Her owners are moving to Hawaii and if they can’t find a new home she’ll be put down by August 15th. I can’t have a cat where I’m moving but I would hate to see this poor cat be put down so if anyone in or around the Oklahoma City area is interested please message me!

Signal boost for the cute cat! Message.

help this baby

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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

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jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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miguelmarquezoutside:

Temporary wet weather signage recently placed in various Sydney locations.

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leslieseuffert:

Dan Tague -  Liberty or Death, 2013

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bastardfact:

shiny-sawk:

princessflaw:

browningtons:

amazing

NO

brb summoning exodia

Why are they at subway

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lamepokemonart:

aT FIRST IWASNT GONNA SUBMIT IT BUT THEN THE SITE SAID IT WAS A DOUGTRIO

I want to laugh and sigh and groan all at the same time

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